Sorry for the person I become on f1 weekends.

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gridpenalty:

Besties you must understand me, I love Ferrari and its comic tragic melodrama SO MUCH. I want the DRAMA, I want the AGONY

I want to see Sainz start beating Leclerc. I want to hear the passive aggressive team radio. I want to see Charles Leclerc’s sad beautiful little face as he watches his teammate on the top step of the podium. I want to watch him think, for just a few awful heart-wrenching seconds, “…what if he’s better than me?”

And then I want to see Leclerc claw it back with the absolutely unhinged aggression he is capable of. To see team orders disobeyed, contact in turn 1, red carbon fibre everywhere, every member of the pit wall with their heads in their hands!! Binotto making statement after public statement about how there is no bad feeling, as they take pains to arrange for their drivers to never encounter one another on the track!! Only Ferrari can make pain so delicious and god do I love them for it

Date originally posted: November 8, 2021

vocabulary-altering-posts:

newmutations:

newmutations:

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures…. its just In There

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hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

CHARACTER ADDED!

  • Skateboards (Real) (Not Fictional) (Everyone Has One) (Living Inside of You)

yardsards:

bedupolker:

wish there was a way to be like, hey I didn’t want to pay for your streaming service subscription for this show so I watched it free on a shady pirate streaming site, I liked it so here’s a one time payment of ten bucks, consider making a season two (which I’ll also be watching free on a shady pirate site)

the people yearn for DVD releases

starstruckodysseys:

if you pitched goncharov vs the dangerous crow boy (who destroys plastic) alongside one another to an outside person and asked them to choose which one was a tumblr fever dream and which one was a real thing published in the real world. i do not think they would choose correctly

aropride:

aropride:

walking into a museum and the little info cards by each artwork just says “credit to the artist!” “lmk if ur the artist and want me to tag u” “found this on pinterest :)”

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txttletale:

i usually don’t engage with booktok mockery because most of it is just elaborately feigning surprise that straight women can have kinks. but literally why the fuck is his job to destroy plastic

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Anonymous:

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

that’s a real high number, sport. where’d you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug:

hey anon

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please tell me you didn’t google “US literacy rates” and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

ms-cellanies:

kamikaze-kumquat:

lilliephoenix:

depsidase:

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autumntides

10h

“In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.” Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There’s only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

dabblingindissent:

zenwannabe:

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be